The Spoof Klaus Schwab Twitter Account Is Brilliant Deconstruction of Our Self-Imagined Patrician Class

But please stop citing it as if it was actually Schwab

By now I’ve seen entirely too many people raging against the tweets of this spoof account as if they were really talking back to Schwab.

The account has no blue checkmark and was created last month. It’s a satirical deconstruction and unmasking of Schwab by someone who has studied him and his ilk closely.

It is brilliant, hilarious, frightening, and basically spot on as to what Schwab really thinks (according to a friend who studied him), but real Schwab it ain’t.

Schwab isn’t going to lower himself to the point where he is talking to you on Twitter.

And while Schwab and the modern parasite would-be patricians are by no means wise people, they do have just enough sense to know they can’t be quite this open about their misanthropic, technocratic, elitist agenda — not if they actually want to get anywhere with it.

The World Economic Forum are working with the Biden Administration to ensure that most people will survive the coming food shortages.

Citizens that have up-to-date vaccination documents will receive regular packages of plant-based protein products ?https://t.co/ttCRBqJHSl

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November 12, 2020

Current UK flight restrictions are in place – for all our safety – during this unprecedented pandemic #COVID19

The one exception is for those who need to travel abroad for ‘assisted dying’ purposes.https://t.co/oW6YhxLg6d

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November 10, 2020

Due to mandatory social restrictions, single people are finding it more difficult than ever to meet each other.

As the global population is currently not #sustainable and birth rates need to fall, this can be viewed as a very positive outcome of the #Covid_19 pandemic ? pic.twitter.com/cGxpDnaNz8

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November 8, 2020

There will soon be 7 billion people on the planet ?

Can the planet take the strain?#COVID19, and further pandemics, may be nature’s much needed cull.#BuildBackBetter https://t.co/YhzsB6c1rE

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November 11, 2020

Access to open, green spaces should not be an inalienable right.

Tougher trespass laws will reverse the damage that walkers are doing to the countryside.#Agenda30 https://t.co/TOREOlKlgr

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November 11, 2020

In the post-truth age of #FakeNews there is one man in the United Kingdom who the people have confidence in.

Mr Hancock will implement laws to prosecute anti-vaxxers and deploy the #coronavirus vaccine so people are protected.https://t.co/XtlsJQx2wg

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November 10, 2020

Now we live in the New Normal, having a cup of tea with a friend can have disastrous consequences and must not go unpunished ☕#DontKillGranny#BuildBackBetter https://t.co/lpigOENKFf

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November , 2020

Even though Xmas will be officially banned this year, due to #COVID19 restrictions, it is still permissible to buy someone a present.

May I suggest a wonderful, #sustainable book, for those that can read?

❄️Merry Winterville ☃️#GreatReset https://t.co/drblqO6qOH

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November 9, 2020

President Biden ?? understands the importance of mask wearing in the fight against the deadliest virus mankind has. ever faced.

Which is why the very first law he is making is to fine criminal non mask wearers.#WearAMask https://t.co/2RvroBcn4L

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November 10, 2020

2030 will be global Year Zero ?#carbonneutrality https://t.co/EMwAsJtpt4

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November 10, 2020

As founder and chairman of the World Economic Forum, I hereby formally nominate Mr Hancock for the @NobelPrize, for services to humanity.https://t.co/5NEHiWYb48

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November 9, 2020

Scotland are leading the way in tackling the problem of Hate Speech.

Their justice minister @HumzaYousaf will make hate talk inside the home illegal and subject to arrest and punishment ???????#westandtogether

?#HateSpeech?https://t.co/VXYPhiipy6

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November 7, 2020

The economic consequences of the #COVID19 pandemic will lead to many vulnerable people becoming unhoused.

A sheltersuit will provide dignity & warmth.

Currently, only adult sizes are available.

Children’s sizes will be available from early Decemberhttps://t.co/l95y9BT8F9

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November 8, 2020

Are you a ‘super spreader?’

In all likelihood, you very possibly are.

This is tantamount to murder.

Please heed your government’s advice.

Stay at home. Wear a mask. Don’t kill granny.#GreatReset https://t.co/UFvO6JxTCO

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November 8, 2020

As meat processing plants close and the food supply chain is disrupted, queuing at food outlets for laboratory produced proteins will become the #NEWNORMAL展

Please remember to #WearAMask and #SocialDistance ?#GreatReset pic.twitter.com/xBgAzXBJa6

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November 7, 2020

We are currently liaising with UK government ministers. We are advising them, in the light of an unprecedented pandemic, to implement legislation to arrest & prosecute those that celebrate Christmas.#Christmas2020 #COVIDー19 #OwnNothingBeHappy https://t.co/6XzNpbNX7F

— Klaus Schwab (@_Klaus_Schwab) November , 2020

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