Today The World Economic Forum announced that the once plush holiday resort of Venus has been completely devastated by climate change.
The public were told to forget about luxurious pleasure cruises through the sulphuric gas clouds of the Venusian landscape. No more sailing on a sea of acid said one senior killjoy. It’s over!
Holiday companies were up in arms at the proposal especially coming during the downturn of the China Plague hoax. How are we supposed to make a living? said a spokesperson for Interplanetary Cruises.
No government minister was available for comment.
Source: World Economic Forum on Twitter