Bill Gates Apology
In a recent article entitled ‘Bill Gates is a murderous psychopathic piece of shit who’s balls should be removed with a cheese grater’, we inadvertently misgendered his wife, Melinda, by calling her
“A ginger geezer with hands like shovels.”
We have since issued Bill with the most sincere retraction and apology.
In future, The_Void has pledged to maintain and uphold the honesty and righteous dignity of the modern-day gutter press and all other bought and paid for fake news scribes, by adhering to the codes of conduct as set out by the paedophiles who run the BBC and OFCOM.