2020 Death Numbers are in and they’re really really bad…
It’s the Fourth Worst Year since 1990!
“More people died in 2020 than during an episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show, statistics reveal.”
Tony Blair calls for a Final Solution.
A senior government minister has said, the infected should be kept in giant fish tanks. But isn’t all this a little premature?
Let’s look at the stats…
All Causes Mortality in England & Wales | 1990 – 2020
(following governmental instructions The ONS have now updated their statistics to better reflect the Pandemic propaganda and global conspiracy)
So now that we’ve immediately established the pandemic is one giant globalist hoax and over-reaction, lets move straight on to the fundamental question of why…
- Is it because they have information they fear to tell us?
- Is it because a giant asteroid is heading straight to earth? – We at the void remain hopeful.
- Is it because aliens have already taken over and body-snatched every living politician, journalist and celebrity apart from Trump? Serious contender.
- Is it because we live under a dome and we are zoo exhibits that need culling? Cleansing the herd.
- Is it because the devil has got fed up of hiding and is about to declare himself ruler of the world? Preparation is everything.
- Is it because players/observers of our simulation have got bored with the programme and decided to crash and burn it? Who could blame them. Maybe they saw Nancy Pelosi without make up?
- How about if it’s just the final throes of a dying species? Highly possible if you’re addicted to social media.
So if the virus is fake what about the vaccine?
All Hail The Marvellous Vaccine !!
What if it turns out the vaccine creates a parasite that requires more vaccine to keep you alive? (the drug traffickers dream)
What if the vaccine is a non-terrestrial Xenomorphic alien organism? (easiest ever conquest)
What if the the vaccine is nano-technology that prepares your internal organs for harvesting at the perfect time? (imagine the chefs kitchen at The Ritz)
Fake virus = Fake vaccine = Fake reality
In this beautiful idyllic world of tangerine flowers and honeycomb trees where everyone is equal and everyone lives on Ambrosia rice and Rhubarb custard, the only thing to fear is the deadly cartoon virus and the non-mask wearers…
*The more masks you wear, the safer you are.. until you suffocate.
Whether you live in this Clown Town or on the fringes, you understand, nobody could write this shit.
If there are other-worldly observers of our planet they must be thinking, man, this is The Greatest Show In The Galaxy.
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